I Speak Toddler, Sarcasm, and Coffee

A funny, relatable mug for moms who run on caffeine, chaos, and tiny humans. Great gift for yourself or your favorite toddler-wrangler.

1. Hook: “Because coffee > chaos.”

2. What it is: 15oz ceramic mug with dishwasher-safe design

3. Why it’s awesome: Funny, handmade, perfect for moms who speak sarcasm fluently

4. Bonus: “P.S. toddler not included (you already have one).”